Harry Ellis - Die Hard - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A light blue bowling ball

A light blue bowling ball and a stylized bowling pin with black motion lines appear within the gold area

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

Bold white block letters reading "HOUSE" sit on a blue rectangular banner

Parallel parking instruction is just jaw clenching and rubbin'

Large distressed white script text reads "Sorry

Harry Ellis - Die Hard - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A light blue bowling ballNegotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence. Ellis earned that plaque in roughly ninety seconds, and nobody from HR is coming to collect it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high contrast stencil art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit, rendered in white and cyan ink within a decorative white rectangular border. Below,