More Trash Can Less Trash Can't - Unisex Tank Top eau claire Distressed red serif text arcs

Distressed red serif text arcs reading "UNCLE BUCK'S" along the top of a circular badge with a red outer ring and golden-yellow inner ring

Stacked below in the same weathered white collegiate typography

Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "95" flank the mascot

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

Circular navy blue border with dashed inner lines surrounds a white disc containing curved red text reading "SHO'NUFF" across the top and "ALL STAR" across the bottom

More Trash Can Less Trash Can't - Unisex Tank Top eau claire Distressed red serif text arcsRaccoons delivering motivational speeches at 3 AM behind an Arby's have a better success rate than most life coaches. The difference is the raccoon actually found what it was looking for and held it up with both hands. The Details: Bold black hand lettered text arches in two lines reading "MORE TRASH CAN" and "LESS TRASH CAN'T" with radiating lines spreading outward. Below, a black hand drawn raccoon stands upright with both arms raised and a wide