Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt obrother is the clothing equivalent of

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

" A white and golden-yellow illustration depicts a tailpipe with a banana being inserted

" integrated with a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed man in a wide sombrero

celebrating the defunct golden era bars of yesteryear

with "TEXAS LEAGUE" and "CLASS AA BALL" on either side

Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt obrother is the clothing equivalent ofVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring