Mugs Not Drugs - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest rendered in a retro advertising

rendered in a retro advertising illustration style

Curved blue text reads "KOKOMO

Inspired by John McClane's iconic scene in Die Hard

One crumpled flyer from a clipboard lady literally saves the timeline

rendered in golden-yellow

Mugs Not Drugs - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest rendered in a retro advertisingSwapping "hugs" for "mugs" is the kind of moral compromise that only sounds responsible at 1 PM on a Tuesday in March. Choosing beer over drugs isn't sobriety, it's just picking a lane with better branding. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block text reads "MUGS" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of two beer mugs clinking together with foamy heads overflowing. Matching golden yellow text below reads "NOT DRUGS," all rendered with a heavy