Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL George Sloshington’s here to cross

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Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL George Sloshington’s here to crossBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact